Observations and studies in recent years have induced me to undertake the compilation of Stories about evil and its habits". Frankly, no easy task! Indeed, to write about all there is impure deeds I've never had.

We will focus on viteritti. In connection with a decisive successes of Soviet specialists, recently at the international meetings on anthropology, along with the name "veceriska", entered, almost officially, the term "nechistology" - "nechistaya".
Living beings - direct objects of this large and complex science - English scientists were called between them gently - "Nachi". Nechistaya examines a wide range of rare creatures from different backgrounds, looks very similar to man, but not identical with it.

And we will begin, perhaps, with the most simple of evil, the most common types.

It's hard to be the Werewolf

I had a friend is a werewolf. He once the wolf ran away into the forest. Then when the police asked why he did it, he just remained silent, cried a lot and was repeating all the time: I can't, can't...

One day he became ill. For no apparent reason. For no apparent reason. As if he drank something. He really was crazy, all walked back and forth, could not understand what he lacks...

Finally he came on the air one, and walked barefoot to and fro, brasack. He opened the gate and, breathe, fog wandered through the wet grass, as in the subway tunnel, but there he soon got bored all the time there was something missing.

He wanted to return to the room, back to the people, to the fun and music, but could not get into the beat, even in the dance still not find salvation, and then he broke down and cried out loudly, and his face stretched - was another, much has changed, as the face of the dying man. Then he quickly ran into another komnatuha, and there with a flourish-fish - sparks, dived on someone else laid bed and began to rush about tight strange pillow, greedily gulping tears and saliva and mumbling through her sobs:

- All. No longer can. Tied. Fig necessary. Such a life. Suffocate...
It was very strange. No one could understand. And take. Not guessed even to call an ambulance. Yes, and still not have had the time. Only approached his little boy. Here he said:

- You would adorning a little water. On top of the shirt.
He himself brought from the kitchen, a glass of water and a little wet Papan lips moved quickly, with ease and confidence. And poured the rest of the back of his collar.
Then he, my friend, come to life. Rose, began to jump up and grab all other elbow.
"Did you?! Did you see that?! Fish I, fish!

Then put his head in a pool with goldfish and both lungs deeply with pleasure drew in cold water. Coughed, huddled in convulsions, decreased. Making artificial respiration. Hardly has pumped out...

Intimate talk

I have it in all such antics did not understand. I'm actually quite another matter. And in anybody I turn cannot and do not want. I asked him:

"What is it, friend? Thee well, it turns out his wife a little? Not love her?
He briefly silent.
- The fact of the matter is that I love. This is probably the worst for us. For her and me.
I tried to change the subject:

So stop being a wolf. What a strange antics!
He thought:

- You know, sometimes it's so nice that there's something there for the soul. Something, something more besides you, noone. Imagine: she looks at you - and you, wolf, it's about something else - and you, wolf, it's already starting to get angry and furious goes to the cry - why, finally, what a piece of stupidity is this! - but you're still the wolf and I don't hear anything, this is a defensive reaction. Many is even like. Some women. They say it has something special, not like all the others. But they forget sometimes, that wolves sulfur and that wolves eat raw meat, he turned bitterly and clicked his teeth.

- Throw it all, " I said, patting him on the shoulder, " buddy, you're not a wolf, wolves are not those inside and those outside. Inside, believe me, everybody can...
- I run away, - unexpectedly lengthy he promised, as I demanded from him the promise. Anyway I will escape. You'll see.
But tell you, " continued I, " tell me what you finally missing? All you got, and the family, and the apartment, classroom furniture, lovely kids, a wife is an excellent cook. And as you feed! The main thing you notice as you feed! Well, unless you want something else? Food?
He thought deeply and said nothing.
I absolutely could not resist:
"Well you, you bastard?.. Why do you need another dog, huh?
- Dog, - suddenly he agreed, not looking at his face faded, and honest, a bit tortured black eyes were filled with tears. He apparently liked that word, and he decided once again to repeat it, separated by pronouncing each syllable: Sa - BA-Ka...

He glanced through a barred window rectangle on a black sky and suddenly howled. Piercing so, plaintively and, most importantly, loudly. And I realized then that strongly in him understand nothing. One thing is clear that much of the wolf nor feed, recoil from it still can not achieve.

Over all, " said he, " I am very worried about his wife. I ask you, if anything happens to me - well, who knows, if something is not forsake her. I have it, you know, very impressionable, and serdecznie. Let her drop. If she will ever see that changing my face I'm afraid she may not survive. That's all, ' he pointed to the nose, mouth, lips and teeth, going as mask of oil. Leaving only the eyes. When this happens to me, I'm leaving in the distant dark room (toilet and not light a fire) and lock on the door key.

And one other thing I fear most. I remembered this from old books: werewolf after all, seeks to murder, his instinct. Moreover, it tends to murder most near and dear to him, those who are always near him. That's why I'm so worried about his wife. If anything could happen, I beg you, don't leave me, please don't leave me...

He then lived so long, but one day it all the same has appeared in it, manifested it is his property. What he feared physiologically most.

The victim of the harassment of trade Union

It was at a trade Union meeting, when he was sitting right in front of the armchair of the head. There were a lot of strangers. He was the center of attention, because discussed his work. About it has told, that like he did, a good guy, and it is even possible to take it from this report, damn it, but that only made things unkind, not from the heart. One woman asked to speak. She climbed on homemade folding chair and said out from a height that he does man is evil and that is why only this hold. Yes, and work something he does not like, though it fulfilled, and that it only worse, because he pretends to be. He was silent and frowning. Then rose up the chief. He said that so there is no need to exaggerate and that the person before them good, but he never converge with people, not able to apply themselves and generally behaving wolf in the team. Besides, there are some negative traits in his behavior. The head of state recalled that once they met downstairs in the lobby, a little late, and talked, and he aloud drew attention to the fact, "what are you with me not say Hello?" And you know what he answered?
- And there is no eight hours working day not started yet, I am not obligated to you to say Hello!

This behavior is incompatible with the requirements and unacceptable, and, in General, nothing, and evaluation is positive.
He, my friend, meanwhile, was sitting cramped in a chair, and watched from there, from the deep, and all of a nail tried to touch mouth two big ugly protruding teeth. Then he gave the floor, he said:
- Well, what with the fact that I don't communicate that you're all on me like that, I can't have to much on one becomes very scary, because it does not entitle you to poison me, and you poison me and already made fun at all.

And hesitated. The head was surprised, slightly taken aback, grabbed the table " of the paper, was red, but then he said, knowing his superiority to him that is sitting in an armchair people morally unstable and weak. He said, placing on the table, like chess pieces, their hefty like starched and boiled kolaczesci and, looking down at the puny werewolf, soft little body which meandered in front of him, taking any form and pressed to warm the back:
You poison? This is who can say that we're poison? Yes you do-what? Who? You in anything can be to our claim? You may have to us any claims? Don't understand...

Curiously stared at him. Eyes.

Is not man! approval roared meanwhile, hanging over his head, head. - Well this is it! But where his yellow sweaty spots that usually always at sides of head, about ear of snakes? Oh my God! - he's back with dread. - They disappeared, went out, went out!
My friend was sitting. And all around him was waiting for something, and he was so frightened that have curled up on the seat, bowed lamastu head, leaned slightly torso forward, took a defensive position, flashed askance yellow eye, then immediately stood up, one of prygcom jumped up, instantly ran to the table and twice bitten pink fist of the head.

He then himself more than others were frightened of his act, but was already late and nothing could be done. No one at first did not understand. Only many saw that at the time of the bite his teeth flashed forked thin reed. The snake never happen.
- To the rescue! "yelled head, licking her hand and somehow too stared at the two are almost invisible marks from the serpent's teeth, which made the yellow drops. - To the rescue! All! I only hurt!

Two strong men took the Prince by both hands and took him to the infirmary. There he died two hours later in the throes. That's the whole story.

Instead of an epilogue

And my friend then I wanted to judge thought be forced to treatment, but it did and did not work. Only five healthy men from another Department took him by the elbows and forcibly brought to the dentist to remove a forked tongue. So they took care of the safety of the team...
But nothing you can't be sure! Such things werewolves are like the tail of a lizard - grow back quickly.
And all were now more careful... And it never bothered... And the report was adopted without bickering and unnecessary vorkuty Attacks... nothing... And it worked...

Source: "the x-files. Dossier. UFO" №12 (54) 2012